THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER
That last part tho.
In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero
Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups
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I couldn’t resist making this
“Are you talking to any guys?”
Well there’s this one that won’t stop calling me
teacher: why are you late?